001. Real name → ????
002. Nickname → Ted
003. Status → fine
004. Zodiac sign → Cancer
005. Male or female → yes
006. Elementary → Too many to name
007. Middle School → what
008. High School → St. Benedict CSS
009. Smart → yes?
010. Hair color → dark brown, or black if you prefer
011. Long or short → hair or penis? I'm going to say long, you can guess which one.
012. Loud or Quiet → quiet
013. Sweats or Jeans → sweatpants are gross
014. Phone or Camera → neither
015. Health freak → hypocritical health freak.
016. Drink or Smoke? → no
017. Do you have a crush on someone? → this is silly, I'm not in gradeschool
018. Eat or Drink → yes, to survive
019. Piercings → gross
020. Tattoos → no

FIRSTS
023. First piercing → nothing
024. First best friend → some weird kid who punched me all the time
025. First award → last place bowling trophy
026. First crush → grade 2 I think
027. First pet → idk, I've had too many to know which was first
028. First big vacation → st. catherines. It's 5 hours from my city.
030. First big birthday → define "big"
049. Eating → uh, breastmilk? idk
050. Drinking → see above
052. I'm about to → do nothing
053. Listening to → nothing
055. Waiting for → Godot

YOUR FUTURE:
058. Want kids? → no, but I wouldnt mind having a teen
059. Want to get married? → not atm
060. Careers in mind → animation

WHICH IS BETTER WITH GIRL/BOY?
068. Lips or eyes → eyes
070. Shorter or taller? → shorter I guess, idc
072. Romantic or spontaneous → what, idk
073. Nice stomach or nice arms → legs, fuck you
074. Sensitive or loud → idk, neither
075. Hook-up or relationship → neither
077. Trouble maker or hesitant → what the hell is this

HAVE YOU EVER:
080. Lost glasses/contacts → I've lost lenses from my glasses
081. Ran away from home → nope
084. Broken someones heart → if I did I wouldn't admit it, fucking cops would be after me
085. Been arrested → no
087. Cried when someone died → nope.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
089. Yourself → I believe that you believe in me
090. Miracles → dohohoho no.
091. Love at first sight → I believe in being horny at first sight and thinking it's love.
092. Heaven → nope.
093. Santa clause → Yes
094. Sex on the first date → Impossible
095. Kiss on the first date → idc

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
097. Is there one person you want to be with right now → not really
098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life → I'm not anywhere yet, so no, I guess?
099. Do you believe in God → now that's just silly

not sure why I bothered with this, I was bored.